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sejac
19-12-2009, 10:10 PM
How can you tell who your best friend is? Your dog or your wife/girlfriend?:confused:

Well, begin by locking them both in the boot of your car for at least half an hour.:mad:

After at least half an hout when you open the boot and let them out, which of the two do you think will be happier to see you?

I rest my case.


Charles :D

Jcas
20-12-2009, 08:08 AM
lol ... i like that one, and how true it is ... :D

Hus
20-12-2009, 01:37 PM
another example to back up Charles statement 'l can't resist these l had to add to it even if it might get me in hot water':-

What's the difference between a new girlfriend and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. :D:D

sejac
20-12-2009, 01:49 PM
another example to back up Charles statement 'l can't resist these l had to add to it even if it might get me in hot water':-

What's the difference between a new girlfriend and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. :D:D

Sad and too often true.

But I have to ask: who's fault might that be?

Charles

Hus
22-12-2009, 09:23 AM
here is one for the other foot, this should even things out:-

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. :D:D:D:D:D

Jim
22-12-2009, 09:32 AM
How can you tell who your best friend is? Your dog or your wife/girlfriend?:confused:

Well, begin by locking them both in the boot of your car for at least half an hour.:mad:

After at least half an hout when you open the boot and let them out, which of the two do you think will be happier to see you?

I rest my case.


Charles :D



No comment :eek:

Ausnapper
23-12-2009, 03:30 AM
Need to remember this somehow.

ScottH
23-12-2009, 07:20 AM
:D

Excellent.