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yummymummy
13-11-2009, 06:09 PM
ok, so not a photo, but I thought it was funny!! Got this in an email this afternoon and had to share it..

sound like my kind of snake!! :D

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran
out of worms.


Then I saw a King Brown with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.


Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.


I grabbed my bottle of Bundaberg rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without
incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth

Stephen
13-11-2009, 07:25 PM
Haha! A snake with taste!
That reminded me one time a neigbour came over freaking out there was a snake in her laundry. I grabbed a golf club and pinned it down, quickly grabbed it behind the neck in a manley-heroic (really quite stupid) fashion, I'd seen them do it on TV...
What do I do now was my biggest problem??? Snake was upset and wrapped around my arm wanting to bite me and neighbor wasnt going to help me...
Ended up going for a walk near a river, twirling it round like a reptilian lasso and watching it dissapair into the bushes in a blurry disk.

He never came back and I will never pick up a snake again! :)

ScottH
13-11-2009, 09:00 PM
Very clever.

What if I have a frog in mouth?

yummymummy
13-11-2009, 09:13 PM
lmao Stephen!! That's too funny!!! little tip for next time though, don't let go of its tail, as long as you have its tail, it can't wrap around you. ;)

well Scott, if you have a frog in your mouth i guess you'll get the same treatment lol ;)

Ausnapper
14-11-2009, 02:38 AM
I would have thought it got more aggressive ? Isn't that what they normally say you can always tell the Bundy drinker they are the ones in the corner looking for a fight LOL

Spiffy
22-11-2009, 12:36 AM
mwhahahaha, I can't believe the timing of me reading this, it is now 1am in the morn and I am actually Drinking Bundy Rum....
Damn I hope that snake dont show up here lol

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yummymummy
22-11-2009, 08:41 AM
lol ausnapper! heyyy... i resemble that remark ;) :D ( nahh I don't get aggressive.. only if someone tries taking my bottle!)
lol spiffy... you live in the barossa, and you're drinking bundy!! Good job!! :D and bundy red at that!!! well done! :D

Spiffy
22-11-2009, 09:58 AM
lol spiffy... you live in the barossa, and you're drinking bundy!! Good job!! :D and bundy red at that!!! well done! :D

Yeah mate for sure, I may live in South Aussie, but..... I am a very Proud Queenslander :) I grew up in Townsville and also lived around the Redcliffe and Caboolture area for over 20 years :D

Bundy Red.... Mother's Milk of the Gods :p

yummymummy
22-11-2009, 10:01 AM
ahh well that explains it! Bundy red is good, but I prefer the silver bottle ;) more expensive but worth it!! :D

Spiffy
22-11-2009, 10:37 AM
hehe yeah I hear ya mate :D

I have taken a few trips to Bundy and when you go on the tour and get to walk into the vats area mmmm mmmm mmmmm, thats where you really smell the Crisp sweet smell of Bundy Rum in the air :D
They have around 13 vats per shed and each vate 75,000 litres of rum :eek:
It's like seeing that white light and a Welcome sign to heaven lol

yummymummy
22-11-2009, 10:39 AM
yeah that's something I want to do, hubby's never been to bundy before..